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Mocha Memoirs Press is celebrating the new Fall season by showcasing their love of horror and the authors who write it. Please welcome S.H. Roddey as they share their thoughts on fall and horror.
I watched Hellraiser last night. The last time I sat down and watched that movie was more than ten years ago. And it was quite a bit longer ago that I read the book. I was a lot younger and a lot more impressionable then, and the Cenobytes used to scare the hell out of me. The Chatterer still freaks me out because I used to have nightmares about things that looked like him when I was a kid.
Then I dreamed about killing zombies. It seems whenever these crazy zombie dreams manifest, Selah Janel is always there. Last night she helped me cut down hundreds of zombies while trying to simultaneously rescue someone and get out of a drive-in theater park. Last time we went on an adventure in my dreams, we were looking at buying a house where the groundskeeper was using zombie labor to rebuild an old manor owned by giants.
Don't ask…I can't explain any of it.
So at two o'clock this morning I was lying awake in bed, trying to sort out the ramblings of my mind, and this crazy thought appeared in the forefront: I'm a writer. Why not put all these things together and actually make a book out of it? Which meant that at 2:15 this morning, I was sitting in the dark with a notebook and a pen, scribbling down ideas in a vain attempt to create a reasonable plot out of the madness in my head.
By 2:30, I was watching old Peanuts cartoons and wondering exactly where I detoured into left field. I wasn't always this weird, warped creature. When I was a kid, I was …
Oh hell, who am I kidding? I was never normal.
After the movie last night, my husband and I had an interesting discussion about iconic movie monsters. Nine times out of ten, when I ask someone to name a slasher flick monster, one of six names comes to mind. Let's review the list, shall we?
Chucky: Okay, so I don't really consider Chuckie all that "monster"ish. He's basically Pinocchio on LSD. And a pretty stupid character, in my humble opinion. HOWEVER, when it comes to creeps and chills, he's definitely up there on the list of horror icons. He's rude and he's crass, and there's not much stopping the director from firing it up with a bit o' doll-porn in later episodes of the franchise. Not my favorite, but definitely note-worthy.
Michael Myers: He's not a monster in the sense that the others are, but he's still scary. When dealing with serial-killing psychos, this name seems to pop to the top quite a bit. I personally enjoy the Rob Zombie remake better than the original even though the story of the original face being a cut-up version of a William Shatner mask makes me giggle with manic glee. Except that the chase scene goes on for about half an hour too long. Plus it was a lot of fun at Fandom Fest a few years ago watching him play pool with Jack Sparrow and the Borg in the bar.
Leatherface: Again with the murderers! Mutated mass murdering psychotic monsters? Yep, you got 'em right here. The movies themselves are a light-plotted bloodbath, yet based on true events. The concept seems to appeal to the masses on a fundamental level, yet I almost find myself pitying Leatherface himself because of his sad, sadistic lot in life. Random yet related: Bob Elmore is one of the coolest people I've ever met. It's not every day you turn around to find a real-life movie monster (minus the mask) standing behind you. I'm not a big fan of the gore, but I gained a new respect for the character that day.
Pinhead: See above. Creepy, bizarre, and all around nasty individual. Plus his backstory as a human-turned-monster is interesting. The makeup on this guy is kickass and the character's personality is one that leaves nothing to the imagination. He's the ultimate hedonist, presented in a way that you can't help but love him even as he's turning you inside out and destroying your soul. Just another reason why I aspire to be Clive Barker when I grow up.
Jason Vorhees: Okay, so he's one of the big ones that EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD knows and adores, but can I just say that I don't buy it for a second? The original "Friday the 13th" was a great movie because the crazy person wasn't Jason. However, the story in the first movie created a wholly unrealistic basis for the character that would become the icon for the franchise. JASON VORHEES DROWNED AS A SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD, PEOPLE!!! HE CAN'T COME BACK AS AN ADULT MAN WITH INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MACHETES! Regardless of what I believe, people love him, and the franchise has, in fact, made a ludicrous amount of money allowing him to run around and hack mostly-naked teenage girls to bits over and over again.
Freddy Kruger: Now we're talking. When I was a kid, Freddy was my big one. He scared me senseless. I still to this day can't watch Dream Warriors without a chill crawling up my spine. Yeah, the character itself has a few holes in his realism, but the scariest part of Freddy? You can't kill what doesn't actually exist. Which is why I have to call bullshit on Jason Vorhees winning that battle. The writer and director failed miserably on that one. But I'm also a little biased, so it's all good. Well, at least until you hear the knocking and that creepy little voice. "One, two, Freddy's coming for you…"
So in the end what do we take from all of this? Pinhead is freaky and Freddy Kruger is the stuff of which my bad dreams are made. Now tell me, Creeps, who's your worst nightmare?
ABOUT S.H. RODDEY
South Carolina native S.H. Roddey has been writing for fun since she was a child and still enjoys building worlds across the speculative fiction spectrum filled with mystery and intrigue. She brings to the literary world a unique blend of humor, emotion, and wild ideas filled with dark themes and strong characters. She is a voracious reader, wannabe chef, and video game addict with two full-time jobs: administrative professional and mom to human and furry children alike. She also enjoys being married to her best friend and full-time muse. Stalk her at:
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